Our Adventures!


😱 The Great Mystery Meat Adventure of Cloudcroft! 📸
Our latest "professional" photo shoot in Las Cruces was followed by a spontaneous, highly suspicious adventure! Timmie and I, along with our willing victim, Ali, decided to chase the elusive fall colors and some photogenic wildlife in Cloudcroft. We got both, and a trauma we will never forget. Day 1: The Bunk, the Barf, and the Blurry Moon We kicked off our 'budget-chic' getaway by checking into a hostel ! Yes, a hostel. Jen has photographed the sign for years, so it was tim

Jeannette Ortega
Jan 24 min read


Lost, Lenses, and Laughs: How Two Harley Riders Conquered Colorado (Mostly)
Our first selfie together. Our maiden adventure! Ali - my schedule just cleared up! Jen - Really? Ali - Yes, I can go with you on your annual birthday trip! and...that is how it all began! And just like that a wonderful friendship was born! Apparently, all it takes is eight years, a mutual friend, two Harleys, and a casual suggestion to "take some pictures" to kickstart an epic adventure. That's how Ali and I, Jen, found ourselves planning a trip that would lead to Colorad

Jeannette Ortega
Jul 26, 20255 min read


All About the Ass: Or, How Two Lost Girls (Again) Proved Gravity is a Jerk
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because the 2 Lost Girls (that’s us, Jen and Ali, for the uninitiated, or those who haven't yet seen us...

Jeannette Ortega
Jul 24, 20255 min read

